城口最豁人的24句鬼话，最后一句骗了我几十年！
<section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com"><section data-role="paragraph"><section data-role="outer"><section data-role="outer"><section data-id="105923" data-tools="135编辑器" data-width="95%"><section><section data-autoskip="1"><section data-role="paragraph"><section data-role="paragraph"><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="105383"><section><section hm_fix="365:531"><section powered-by="135编辑器"><section><section powered-by="135编辑器"><section><section powered-by="135编辑器"><section><section><section><section data-role="outer"><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-align: center;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">鲁迅曾说：</span><br></section><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-align: center;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">“世界上原本是没有路的</span></section><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-align: center;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">走的人多了，<span style="outline: 0px;line-height: 25.6px;">便变成了路”</span></span></section><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-align: center;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">儿时觉得好有深意</span></section><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-align: center;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">可万万没想到</span></section><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-align: center;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">如今小编走的最多的路却都是套路！</span></section><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-align: center;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">城口这些最豁人的鬼话</span></section><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-align: center;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">你中枪了吗？</span></section><p style="text-align: center;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">1</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">你给老子等着</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">如果您在梁平听到这句话，十有八九是下面这种情况！<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>人在街上和人吵架，发狠似的甩出这句，但意思不是说他会回来找你，而是说：他先闪人了，如果真的等那也是等不到人的！</span></section></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">2</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">你</strong><strong style="outline: 0px;">等我五分钟，我马上就到</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;"><br></p><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">“你到哪儿啦？我们都等半天了，就差你了！”“路上了，你等我五分钟，马上就到了！”也许他还在家刚起床，所以你不要指望是5分钟、10分钟，一般来说，起码要等半个小时，他才能到！</span></section></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">3</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">不跟你说了，我现在有事呢</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;"><br></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">此话一出，一般就两种情况。一种是真的有急事，必须要马上处理，容不得耽搁。相比第一种情况，更多的是第二种，那就是在！打！牌！</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">4</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">没多远，往前面走，马上就到了</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;"><br></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">在<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>问路，大爷大妈特别热心“那儿啊，你前面笔直走，马上就到了”。结果，您走了半天，走了好几站路好吗？果然大妈们的运动量不是盖的。</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">5</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">您点的菜马上就来</strong></span></p></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">好不容易排上队，以为就可以吃上了，最后等菜还得等到天荒地老。如果你催，服务员肯定会这么应酬你“好的好的，您的菜在煮好了马上就来”，然而十五分钟之后，等你把其他菜都吃完了，这道菜都还没上呢。 </span></p></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">6</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">我就稍微给您剪点儿</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">记住，理发师永远和你不在一个频道。每次理发的时候你都会很郑重地跟理发师强调“不要剪太多，稍微修一下就好了，”结果剪完了后，戴上眼镜，一照镜子，我的妈呀，我的刘海呢，我的长发飘飘呢？！</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">7</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">我要减肥</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(127, 127, 127);"> </span><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;font-size: 16px;">“三月不减肥，五月徒伤悲”，天天喊着减肥的。但真正坚持下来的没几个，因为压根儿抵挡不了众多美食的诱惑，像火锅、烧烤、牛肉、奶茶…………光听名字就已经开始流口水了，“算了，吃完这顿火锅再说吧”。</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;"></span></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;font-size: 16px;"></span><br></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">8</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">再眯5分钟</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;"><br></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">在<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>，早上喊人起床，听到的永远都是这句话，“我再眯一会儿，就5分钟”，结果往往半个小时了都不一定能起得来。关键是起来了还怪你，“你怎么不叫醒我啊，今天肯定又要迟到了”。</span></p></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;"><br></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">9</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">真的不辣</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;font-size: 0px;"></span></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;"><br></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">遇到能吃辣的<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>人是什么样的体验？在他的眼里，微辣根本不算辣好吗？！中辣以上才是辣！你千万别给骗了~</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">10</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">有空一定要出来聚聚</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;"></strong></span></p><div style="text-align:center"><strong style="outline: 0px;"></strong></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;"><br></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">见到久别的同学，相互留下联系方式：没的事就出来聚聚！最后就没有最后了，一年都不见得联系一次~</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">11</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">其实你很好，只是我们不合适</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div> <p></p><section style="outline: 0px;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>小</span>伙子对妹子表白时被拒绝听到的话。什么不合适，你当我傻啊？不就是好人卡嘛！这年头，好人卡天天发！</span></section></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">12</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">改天请你吃饭</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;"></strong></span></p><div style="text-align:center"><strong style="outline: 0px;"></strong></div><p></p><p style="margin-bottom: 10px;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">最不靠谱的谎言！改天是哪一天？？？择日不如撞日，就今天吧！我不挑时间（不然估计你这顿饭等到猴年马月也不会有了</span></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">）。</span><p></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">13</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;margin-bottom: 10px;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">下面我简单说两句</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;margin-bottom: 10px;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="margin-bottom: 10px;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">本来和小伙伴约好下班去嗨皮，boss一句“我们开个小会，我简单说两句”，瞬间明智地取消约会！因为，一个小时过去了，这两句还没说完......</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">14</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;margin-bottom: 10px;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">好好干，回头儿给你加工作</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;margin-bottom: 10px;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;"></strong></span></p><div style="text-align:center"><strong style="outline: 0px;"></strong></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px;"><span style="font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;">这句话，</span><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span></span></span><span style="outline: 0px;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;">人听了的要录音！</span><span style="outline: 0px;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;">看了的记得截图！</span><span style="outline: 0px;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;">到底加不加，那就得靠运气了！</span></span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">15</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">跟老师说实话，我保证不告诉你父母</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;"></strong></span></p><div style="text-align:center"><strong style="outline: 0px;"></strong></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">只怪当时太年轻，信了你的邪！说得都是大实话，回家爸妈的搓衣板都准备好了！</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">16</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">臭小子，揍你！</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">小时候一旦调皮捣蛋把爸妈惹毛了，爸妈会举起手做出要打人的样子，但貌似巴掌从没落下过。</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">17</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">大甩卖，最后半天！</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">在<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>许多地方，店家会用一个超级大喇叭和音响播放：“最后半天，最后半天，亏本清仓大处理，吐血甩卖，就剩半天，卖完就没有咯！”然鹅，这些店的“半天”仿佛要过半个世纪！</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">18</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">仓库失火，全部清仓！老板跟小姨子跑啦......</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;"><span style="outline: 0px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">“大甩卖，只剩半天”一般适用于有店铺的；而那些只有摊位的更加牛掰，什么“仓库失火”、“老板跟小姨子跑啦”、“老板携款逃走，没办法、撬了仓库”.....等等，五花八门。</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">19</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">犯错揭穿后：我再也不敢咯</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;text-align: justify;color: rgb(127, 127, 127);"><strong style="outline: 0px;line-height: 25px;text-align: center;color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></strong></span></p><div style="text-align:center"><strong style="outline: 0px;line-height: 25px;text-align: center;color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></strong></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">小编相信绝对不是我一个人下次继续犯错！</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">20</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">我真的不挣你钱，这都按进价卖的</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;font-size: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">全世界的卖家都这一个套路，<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span></span><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">当然也不例外！放心，一定要坚守阵地，卖家说不定都要“亏本”卖给你了！</span></span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">21</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">等等等一下哈，我就占用你们一分钟</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">下课铃声响起，总是卡在一题中间，真心怀疑老师你的课是怎么备的？！说好的一分钟，往往都是下节课的老师提前来上课，站在教室门口有点尴尬的等待，两人还真是默契。</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">22</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">学霸：这次没考好</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;font-size: 0px;"></span></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;"><br></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">考完试以后，听到学霸又没考好，瞬间晴空万里。可你知道，学霸的没考好，是少看两道题；你的没考好，是不及格！</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">23</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">梁平的那些吐槽</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;font-size: 0px;"></span></strong></span></p><div style="text-align:center"><strong style="outline: 0px;"></strong></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;"><br></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>人虽然经常吐槽<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>：天气神经病、路上车多、消费不低…但是，只能<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>人说<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>不好，要是外地人敢说一句<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">梁平</span>不好，分分钟翻脸，弄死他！</span></p></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88734" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;text-align: center;"><section style="outline: 0px;display: inline-block;"><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-top: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-style: none;border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-top-left-radius: 1em;border-top-right-radius: 1em;overflow: hidden;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section><section style="margin: -0.5em auto;padding-right: 5px;padding-left: 5px;outline: 0px;min-width: 2em;"><section data-original-title="" title="" style="outline: 0px;">24</section></section><section style="margin: auto;outline: 0px;border-right: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-style: none;border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-left: 2px solid rgb(239, 112, 96);border-top-color: rgb(239, 112, 96);height: 0.8em;border-bottom-left-radius: 1em;border-bottom-right-radius: 1em;"><br data-filtered="filtered" style="outline: 0px;"></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(216, 40, 33);"><strong style="outline: 0px;">妈先帮你收着，等你大点就还你</strong></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="5" style="outline: 0px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="margin: 2px auto;padding: 15px;outline: 0px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 25px;border-width: 2px;border-style: dashed;border-color: rgb(222, 220, 222);"><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="outline: 0px;"><br></p><p style="outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span style="outline: 0px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 16px;">只想问：妈！我都这么大了，帮我收着钱可以还我了吗？怎么说也该是个小巨款了呢！</span></p></section></section><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;"><br></p><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px;"> 套路那么深，请多一点真诚！</span></p><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px;"> 在<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">城口</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px;">我走的最多的路</span></p><p style="text-align:center;outline: 0px;line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px;">就是你的套路</span></p><p 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data-darkmode-original-bgcolor-16028089616048="rgb(255, 255, 255)" data-darkmode-color-16028089616048="rgba(163, 163, 163, 0.8)" data-darkmode-original-color-16028089616048="rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)" data-darkmode-bgcolor-16028290141835="rgb(25, 25, 25)" data-darkmode-original-bgcolor-16028290141835="rgb(255, 255, 255)" data-darkmode-color-16028290141835="rgba(163, 163, 163, 0.8)" data-darkmode-original-color-16028290141835="rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)" data-darkmode-bgcolor-16030689964440="rgb(25, 25, 25)" data-darkmode-original-bgcolor-16030689964440="rgb(255, 255, 255)" data-darkmode-bgcolor-16030771752726="rgb(25, 25, 25)" data-darkmode-original-bgcolor-16030771752726="rgb(255, 255, 255)" data-darkmode-color-16030771752726="rgba(163, 163, 163, 0.8)" data-darkmode-original-color-16030771752726="rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)" data-darkmode-bgcolor-16031540516564="rgb(25, 25, 25)" data-darkmode-original-bgcolor-16031540516564="rgb(255, 255, 255)" data-darkmode-color-16031540516564="rgba(163, 163, 163, 0.8)" data-darkmode-original-color-16031540516564="rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)" data-darkmode-bgcolor-16032405214194="rgb(25, 25, 25)" data-darkmode-original-bgcolor-16032405214194="rgb(255, 255, 255)" data-darkmode-bgcolor-16032545280078="rgb(25, 25, 25)" data-darkmode-original-bgcolor-16032545280078="rgb(255, 255, 255)" data-darkmode-color-16032545280078="rgba(163, 163, 163, 0.8)" data-darkmode-original-color-16032545280078="rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)" style=""><p style="padding-right: 2px; padding-left: 2px; outline: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; visibility: visible;"><span style="outline: 0px;"><font size="1" color="#696969">来源：网络综合、梁平生活圈</font></span></p></pre></pre></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><br>这句话不止城口说:lol
哈哈哈哈哈 上了哈当
城市套路深，我想回农村
全国统一
快了快了
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