万万没想到！城口最幽默的人竟然是驾校教练... 看证据！

官方团队 发表于 2023-5-13 11:59:46

<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">在我们大城口最幽默的人，你们晓不晓得是哪个？是我们城口驾校的教练(师傅)！我有证据---- <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据一<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">学员：教练，我好紧张哟！ <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练：你紧张个锤子，该紧张滴是走路滴！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据二<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练：你看到那里有个人没得？<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">学员：看到老...<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练：撞死他！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">学员：...我不敢~~<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练：不敢你还不赶快松油门儿？！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据三<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">练车时，在上坡处等红绿灯，绿灯来了一直不敢走...<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练：红灯你不过，禄灯你也不过，是不是还没等到你喜欢滴颜色啊？<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据四<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“加油！”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“嗯！”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“加油！！”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“谢谢师傅！！”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“谢个铲铲，老子喊你踩油门儿！！”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据五<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">学员：教练，我怎么觉得我是不是开偏老？<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练：没有呀，你哪是偏了哟，是歪起沱溪河切了。。<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据六<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">学员：教练，前面有车子！停不停？<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练：不停，你要挂个跳档跳过切吗？！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据七 <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">科目三头一回上路，有点儿紧张，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">把安全带插到了副驾驶滴卡口切老，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">我笑着问教练：“师傅，你啷个不季安全带呀？”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练瞄哒一眼，说：“只要你开心就好。”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据八<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">挂挡呐！！！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">刹车啊！！！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">又熄火哒！！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">不会踩离合是吧！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">打转向灯你活得不耐烦了呀！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">打前灯搞啥子登儿？！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">你娃是不是隔壁驾校派来捣乱滴？？<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据九<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">练倒车入库，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">左倒右倒都进不去，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">最后，教练淡定下车：<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“来来来，你娃下来！我们两个把车自抬进切，好吧？”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据十<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">练倒库滴时候，见前面一辆车自挡住了库位，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">便把头探出来，对着那辆车喊：<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“哎，前面滴帅锅，麻烦把车子挪一哈……”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练在旁边说：<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“以后你买车就跟老板儿讲，我不要喇叭，能不能便宜点儿……”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据十一<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“左脚从离合上抬起来啊！抬啊！”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“你龟儿子那是个假脚吧？！”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据十二<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">练倒库的时候，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">开出去方向盘打反了，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">越开离库越远。<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练：“你是要到哪切？切走亲戚吗？”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据十三<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">减速不减档，车子咣咣响，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">“你娃是来考拖拉机驾驶证滴啊？”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据十四<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">科三练上路，路边有一解除限速40的标志。<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练问，“勒是啥子标志？”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">学员一愣，说：“是禁止停车！”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练恍然大悟，“哦！我搞清白老，照你呢门说，写个40，是禁止停40辆车吧？！”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据十五<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练：来，不怕，踩离合，挂一档，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">轻抬离合，踩油门，走，哎走，对对，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">二档……走，三档……<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">唉好得很，四档……五档<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">……<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">慢点儿，慢点儿。。，，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">慢点喂！。。<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">慢点！！慢点！！！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">踩刹车啊！！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">手莫蒙到眼睛呐！握到方向盘！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">点刹！点刹！！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">墙！墙！！墙！！！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据十六<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">有一天，练习路考。师妹儿紧张地一直低头看档位，教练制止。<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">师妹儿更紧张，抬头看前方，伸手想摸档位，不小心摸到教练大腿了！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练面不改色地说：“考官可不会吃你这一套！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">证据十七<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">▼<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">昨天去驾校练车，正赶上胃肠不好。因为紧张，教练让往左拐我偏往右拐，教练无奈地对我说:“你车过来望到我。”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">我刚看了教练一眼，突然感觉胃里一阵翻腾，猛地打开车门就吐了...<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">教练脸都绿哒，说：“我是长得难看点，但我教哒几百个学员，你是第一个没忍住的!”<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">似曾相识有不得？<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">画面感十足有不得？历历在目有不得？<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">以上是某驾校教练日常语录节选，<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">是哪个神驾校的，我先不说！<p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: 微软雅黑; line-height: 28.4444px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; 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