重庆人冬天如厕的痛，你们外地娃儿不得懂！
<section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com"><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com"><section style="background-repeat: repeat;background-position: left top;padding: 10px;background-size: auto;background-image: url(" https:="" mmbiz.qpic.cn="" mmbiz_png="" 7qrtvkk2qc7b75agzgia38160fcmgibts8aj2licbskgqcysicibsp9owcjoviakdeoumeiasn4ibrnr7ltpw3rdfib2nq="" 640?wx_fmt="jpeg" );box-sizing:"="" border-box;"=""><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="100445" style="font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin: 10px auto;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-color="#f7e8d5" data-custom="#f7e8d5" style="box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-bottom: 1em;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;align-items: center;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="box-sizing: border-box;width: 0px;height: 1px;border-top: 10px solid transparent;border-right: 10px solid rgb(247, 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style="text-decoration-style: solid;text-decoration-color: rgb(109, 65, 27);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">你在整啥子，这么冷的天，莫喊劳资！</span></section></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><br></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><br></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">在重庆的冬天，叫醒重庆人的</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">不是理想，也不是闹钟</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">而是猝不及防造访的冷空气</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><div style="text-align:center"></div><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">在北方的冬天：</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">睡前衣服一脱</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">慢悠悠地换上睡衣再徐徐踱步至床前</span></p><p style="text-align: center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><strong style="font-size: 14px;caret-color: red;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">而重庆的冬天：</span></strong><br></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">睡前衣服一脱</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">立马向后翻腾一周半侧转两周空中</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">换好睡衣再屈膝落地，大跨步跃至被窝</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">而且更难的是我们每次上厕所前</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">都要喊1，2，3！</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">给自己做足心理建设再坐上马桶</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">那种冷，特别像被前女友/男友甩了的那个夜晚</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">直达灵魂深处的悲伤和颤栗</span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">足以把整个人摧毁</span></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="text-align: center;line-height: 2em;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><span style="color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 14px;font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> <div style="text-align:center"></div></span></section></section></section><br><br><br>人间真实
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