外地人猜城口话!嘎嘎=疙瘩?哈哈哈哈....
<p data-mpa-powered-by="yiban.io" style="text-align: center; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", ";P<span style=" font-family:="" "microsoft="" yahei",="" tahoma,="" simsun;"="">重庆话,真的是泥石流般的存在</p><p style="text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><font size="3">比如你听过重庆人吵架吗?</font></p><p><br></p><p style="text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: none;font-size: 12px;color: rgb(59, 33, 204);">经典对话①</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><span style="color: rgb(59, 33, 204); text-decoration: underline;"><font size="3">你啷个嫩个嘞个耶?——我啷个嫩个嘞个了嘛?</font></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><span style="text-decoration: none;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: none;font-size: 12px;color: rgb(59, 33, 204);">经典对话②</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: 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center;line-height: 2em;"><strong style=""><span style="color: rgb(59, 33, 204);"><font size="3">博大精深的城口话,硬是欢乐多</font></span></strong></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(59, 33, 204);"><font size="3">分分钟笑得你往地上“缩”!</font></span></strong></p><section style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><span style="text-align: justify;"><font size="3">那么外地人究竟如何理解城口话呢?</font></span></section><section style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><span style="text-align: justify;"><font size="3">今天,吃货妹动用了我的江湖地位</font></span></section><section style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><span style="text-align: justify;"><font size="3">请了几个外地朋友来试水<br></font></span></section><section style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><span style="text-align: justify;"><font size="3">准备爆笑来袭</font></span></section><section><br></section><p style="white-space: 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style="text-align:center"><br></div><div style="text-align:center"><br></div><div style="text-align:center"><br></div></section></section></section></section></section><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><font size="3">外地的朋友,你猜对了几个呢?<br></font></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><font size="3">不止以上这些</font></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(59, 33, 204);"><font size="3">在重庆,有一种结束,叫洗白</font></span></strong></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(59, 33, 204);"><font size="3">有一种撒谎,叫扯把子;有一种鄙视,叫踏屑</font></span></strong></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(59, 33, 204);"><font size="3">有一种蠢,叫宝批龙......</font></span></strong></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><font size="3">欢迎来到重庆慢慢领会</font></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><div style="text-align:center"></div><p></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="1" color="#808080">来源:重庆潮生活</font></p>
我想吃嘎嘎,名吃疙瘩。
哈批挫挫的
宝批龙大不同。。
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